1. One does not just watch movies without themed food accompaniment.
2. Sexy talk is awkward. Know it. Own it.
3. Insults are best delivered in witty, biting prose.
4. Remember you are beautiful and smart, but also that wearing a skirt takes extra work.
5. Some days absolutely require wine with lunch.
7. Some guys can pull off flannel and a backward baseball cap.
8. Goofy faces may embarrass your grandparents, but they make formal events more fun!
9. Solidarity, sister.
10. COFFEE (and lots of it).