Let’s just say these aren’t on the bestseller list.
1. I should think the supermarket logos would help.
2. If so, I assume a furball means bad news.
3. Please note we do not endorse this book.
4. I’d actually consider buying this coloring book.
5. Should we be skeptical that this guide is published by Pig Pen?
6. I disagree.
7. Walking on water has got to be a move in here!
9. No, thank you!
10. Straight up gross.
11. Dining in gangsta’s paradise, I assume.
12. It’s all most people can do just to set up the board in the TV room!
13. That’s it! We found the ultimate book! Throw your library away!
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