17 Cats That Look Like Ron Swanson — My Day Is Made.

Who knew there were so many ‘Ron cats’ out there? And there’s more where this came from. LOL!

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1. “What’s cholesterol?”
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2. “Normally, if given the choice between doing something and doing nothing, I’ll do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I’d work all night if it meant that nothing got done.”

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3. “There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger.”

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4. “There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.”

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5. “I am off to have a mid-morning pre-lunch with my lady friend, but I will be back in time for lunch.”

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6. “Son, there’s no wrong way to consume alcohol.”

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7. “Fishing relaxes me….it’s like yoga, but yet I still get to kill something.”
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8. “I’m not sure I’m interested in that. No, I am sure, I’m not interested in that.”
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9. “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”
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9. “When I eat, it is the food that is scared.”
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10. ” I don’t want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.”
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11. “Officer, I’ve been operating heavy machinery since I was eight years old.”
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12. “FACIAL HAIR – full, thick and square. Nothing sculpted. If you have to sculpt it, that probably means you can’t grow it.”
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13. ” I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it’s gone and I hate everything.”
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14. ‘No home is complete without a proper toolbox. Here’s April and Andy’s: A hammer, a half eaten pretzel, a baseball card, some cartridge that says Sonic and Hedgehog, a scissor half, a flashlight filled with jellybeans.”
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15. “Leslie, NO! We use that stuff to burn warts off mules!”
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16. “Welcome to my haven. You’re the first non-me to set foot in this building in ten years.”
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17. ” I don’t like loud noises and people making a fuss. And I especially don’t like people celebrating, because they know a piece of private information about me. Plus the whole thing is a scam. Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.”
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Scouted via CatsThatLookLikeRonSwanson


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