17 Cats That Look Like Ron Swanson — My Day Is Made.

Who knew there were so many ‘Ron cats’ out there? And there’s more where this came from. LOL!


1. “What’s cholesterol?”


2. “Normally, if given the choice between doing something and doing nothing, I’ll do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I’d work all night if it meant that nothing got done.”




3. “There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger.”




4. “There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.”




5. “I am off to have a mid-morning pre-lunch with my lady friend, but I will be back in time for lunch.”




6. “Son, there’s no wrong way to consume alcohol.”




7. “Fishing relaxes me….it’s like yoga, but yet I still get to kill something.”


8. “I’m not sure I’m interested in that. No, I am sure, I’m not interested in that.”


9. “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”


9. “When I eat, it is the food that is scared.”


10. ” I don’t want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.”


11. “Officer, I’ve been operating heavy machinery since I was eight years old.”


12. “FACIAL HAIR – full, thick and square. Nothing sculpted. If you have to sculpt it, that probably means you can’t grow it.”


13. ” I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it’s gone and I hate everything.”
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14. ‘No home is complete without a proper toolbox. Here’s April and Andy’s: A hammer, a half eaten pretzel, a baseball card, some cartridge that says Sonic and Hedgehog, a scissor half, a flashlight filled with jellybeans.”


15. “Leslie, NO! We use that stuff to burn warts off mules!”

16. “Welcome to my haven. You’re the first non-me to set foot in this building in ten years.”


17. ” I don’t like loud noises and people making a fuss. And I especially don’t like people celebrating, because they know a piece of private information about me. Plus the whole thing is a scam. Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.”


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