1. I guess money’s a little slow on the streets?
2. Ooh, what a fun interview!
3. The true heroes.
4. Whoa! It’s straight-up Hunger Games wherever this sign is!
5. So…it’s for no one.
6. Totally fed up with those boots.
7. Duly noted! Will not shoplift here!
8. Wow. We should definitely cut back.
9. I bet this offer sold well!
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