Some Of The Best Things In Life Happen By Accident — Like These 12 ‘Accidental Chinese Hipsters’. Too Funny!

These Chinese hipsters have more swagger than a PBR tall boy swilling pseudo intellectual surfing Etsy for a pair of vintage steampunk specs. And they don’t even know it.

 

1. “It’s as if Megan Draper did a Freaky Friday body switch with a greasy Chinese parking lot attendant and decided not to lower her dressing standards.”
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2. “Part Buddha, part explosion at a craft store, our sloppy mystic exists on a higher, slightly uneven plane that we only mistakenly perceive to be a city bus on the Chinatown route.”
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3. “One wonders though, was he, moments after this photo was taken, jumping and twisting on the sidewalk in a fervent breakdance to the beats of a rousing Chairman Mao speech?”
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4. “Notice how the graceful curve and heft of his exposed belly is terminated in another bulge, the artfully hanging codpiece pack. A pale yin to a bulky yang.”
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5. “Sneers, raised eyebrows, confrontational poses, nonchalance, Mom’s sunglasses, advanced color coordination, killer hats: these Canadian siblings know what they’re doing.”
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6. “This is an almost wax museum perfect replica of a scene from my own Williamsburg kitchen. It’s as if I took a picture of my super-hip, bike-riding, art copy-editing, kale-eating, Asian American roommate, mailed it to Sonia, and had her re-stage the whole thing with her dad.”

 

7. “Here again is abundant proof that older Chinese folks can be our fashion mentors.”
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8. “To layer so much and so well is a fine art skill oft only attributed to the young women of Harajuku.”
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9. “Nobility. Lavishness. Peer-less. Co-lor Coordinated. You are a dog-owner and a style-maker. No one can touch you and yet everyone is touched by you.”
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10. “This man looks suspiciously like a relative of mine would if he had a bad perm and were traveling undercover in Shanghai, disguised as a brown bear.”
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11. “If a hipster could have the perfect, most coolest pet accessory, it would be a trained hawk that would hang out while its owner was drinking an Americano in the garden of a nice cafe – sort of a yin to the ever-present yang of a laptop.”
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12. An “extravagant Cantonese version of Karl Lagerfeld.” 

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Scouted via Accidental Chinese Hipsters


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