How these titles, images and copy got past the editors, I will never know. But I’m glad they did, because they’re freakin’ hilarious.
1. I really hope this book is about gardening.
2. I don’t think I want to know.
3. They were all really great at math, too.
4. The firefly went out for milk and a pack of smokes and never returned.
5. “The best story of its sort.” What sort is that exactly?
6. I wonder if the chicken came first?
7. Earmuffs, kids.
8. Well, that’s kind of true.
9. Well that was fast.
10. The new ‘Night Before Christmas’
11. Say it out loud.
12. …and then develops a serious eating disorder.
13. Hey, if the government has a plan for this, shouldn’t we?
14. Actually, I would totally read this to my son.
16. How can your mind not go there?
17. All joking aside, are there really enough to fill an entire book?